Archive for May, 2009

Amazingly Hot Beer Tap Girl to get Zasted! Off Of

beerWho wouldn’t want to tap that… twice

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Zasted! Guy got a New Hairdo while Passed Out

bad-hair-dayAll Brendan asked for was one toothpick, leave it to his friends to go a little overboard

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Way too Zasted! to Realize he is a Winner

a-few-beersI don’t know about this guy, but if I woke up to this, I would feel great despite the raging hangover I would have to deal with

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Awesome Ability to get Zasted!, Pass Out, & Pee Yourself – All While Standing Up

122972743_718d9c05f4I hope the guy who owns this truck realizes he has a wasted guy on the front of it before he drives home. Oh, and check out the stream of piss he has running down his leg

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Zasted! George Washington’s Half-Brother

3296721-drunk-time-traveller-1Washington’s half-brother, Lawrence, realized he couldn’t live up to his brother’s high status, so he decided to get completely wasted in public. I don’t blame him

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Zasted! Fella Taking a Load Off

187-01-drunk-in-street-manilaWhen you need to sit, you need to sit. Don’t fault him for that

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Zasted! Child Loves the Vodka

88-another-drunk-kidI dont know if this kid drank the bottle or not, but he sure looks like he did. His parents must be proud

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Even Crippled People get Zasted!

87-wheelchair-drunkHandicap Harry fell over at the slightest of a ramp, after that, he decided to just sit there and finish his drink. Determination comes to mind here

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This is how a Zasted! Person Crosses the Street

60-drunkAfter Malcolm enjoyed an all night bender he couldn’t bare to stand, so whats a man to do, but to crawl all the way home

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Zasted! Girl Drinking and Pissing at the Same Time

11This girl is very efficient, in one end, out the other. She’s not wasting anytime

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Zasted! Girl Getting Ready for her Boyfriend Tonight

08Come on, who wouldn’t want to be that bottle

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Zasted! Girl Watching Other Zasted! Girl Pee

071So this is what happens when girls go to the bathroom together

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Who knew Dorothy likes to get Zasted!

06After she dropped Todo off at Auntie M’s place, she was free to go to the nearest bar and drink straight from the bottle like a pro

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Zasted! Homer has the Spins

homer-drunkHomer Simpson is the perfect family guy, instead of bowling with his family, he got hammered in his favorite chair

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Zasted! Stewie Griffin with some Serious Beer Goggles

drunk_stewiShe may have looked good after 16, no make that 23, beers, but when the alcohol wears off, you better run for the hills

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