She has a cup, 2 cans, and a glass, haha… get it?
Archive for June, 2009
The person who took this picture was shocked and surprised to find a pair of legs in her stall. She took those heels off to see if her wish would be granted after clicking them 3 times
Zasted! Costume Party
Jun 28
This Hermione Granger look alike was bout it bout it at this fly costume party… ha ha. She just made a fool of herself, thats all. The guy next to her wanted nothing to do with her magical ways
When is this guy going to learn that the first person to pass out is going to get messed with. His “friends” used a permanent marker too, so good luck to him when he gets up for work the next morning
This chic was on her way to use the dollar menu at Wendy’s, she was all set, had her handbag and all, but just couldn’t make it past her snow covered property because of all the booze she drank not 3 minutes prior. At least she was already wearing her pajamas, made it easier for her to pass out
Michael Jackson, not Zasted!
Jun 28
I felt it important to put this blog up since we have just lost an American Icon at a very early age. Even though Michael went through a lot of difficult times and allegations, we all still respected and loved him. Mr. Jackson was set to do a tour, and it was sold out. He was supposed to play the biggest venue in history. This just goes to show why Michael is, and will always be the King of Pop
This blonde wanted to show off her goods to the guy sitting in front of her. He must of enjoyed the show, I know I did
Wow, how wasted do you have to be to be able to do this…? She wasn’t going anywhere fast
I didnt know elves were able to get wrecked, let alone be over a certain height. Daisy needs to wear this shirt because she always ends up on the floor somehow or someway
This dude was all bout it bout it, but he learned later that all that girl wanted to do was get down and dance, and thats it. He, just like all guys, thought he had a chance. Maybe if he wasn’t sweating so bad, it might have worked out
Zasted! Guy Just Gave Up
Jun 22
Not 10 minutes before this he was up and walking around trying to find a hot dog. He couldn’t find one, so he just gave up, laid down, and passed out right there for all to see
Thirsty Thirsty Hippo
Jun 21
You’ve heard of hungry hungry hippos, well get a load of this hippo trying to get Zasted! by chugging a whole keg. That keg is 160 pds, which is equivalent to about 165 12 oz. beers
When is Tara going to learn how to properly handle herself when wearing skirts, especially when getting out of a vehicle
Zasted! Tara Reid Blowing
Jun 18
Tara Reid is just having some fun blowing sparks, and sparks is thoroughly enjoying it
This guy is using a technique called “booty call”. Too bad the only thing coming out of his mouth are consonants, and noises. No booty for him tonight