Archive for July, 2009

Zasted! Blond Really took Advantage of the Open Bar

lily-allen-too-drunk-2Weddings are notoriously known for providing free booze to all who attend. This blond took it a step beyond her control, and passed out while standing up - good thing there was a table there for her head to slam down on

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Zasted! Woman Getting Laughed at by Her Best Friend

lily-allen-too-drunk-1That woman is just pointing and laughing at her friend while she is passing out, while the guy is genuinely trying to help her out, by grabbing a cab and taking her home. What a gentleman, we need more of that in this world today

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Zasted! Lily Allen Showing some Tit

lily_allenLily Allen was a little too drunk to keep from having her boob exposed

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Zasted! Dude in a 24 Hr Diner

green_n_really_dumbThis is what those 24 hour diners have to deal with, drunk dudes like this. I know I am no stranger to diners at like 3 or 4 in the morning

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Pretty Zasted! Chic in the DJs Booth

glasspgmg7Theres something about DJs that girls dig, it must be that deep bass they can provide. It cause the girls to go a little crazy down there. I know I aint lying on that one

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Zasted! Eagles Fans

dscf1087wwf0Just good ole fashioned tailgating

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Zasted! Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe)

daniel-radcliffe-was-drunk-that-he-couldnt-remember-his-own-movie-titleSo this is what Harry Potter looks like after having too much sauce - he turns into a leather vest wearing bad ass. I think this look is how he got Hermione in the sack

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Zasted! MILF Wench

cleaning-feet-3This MILF was finally able to get off her feet after partaking in a 3 hour binge of drinking 32 oz. mugs of Heineken. After her feet are OK, she is going to snack on some German sausage

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Zasted! Nerd Finally gets his Maiden

cimg0168_2After 23 years of Brian not being able to get a girl, he went to the dark side and put a roofie into this girl’s drink. 10 minutes later, she was his. Brian was a little broken up about it though, he wish he would have thought about drugging girls sooner

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Zasted! Guy not Happy his Photo is Being Taken

2526731110092142972kzvrpe_fsThis guy got so trashed the night before, he still is in the morning at this one food spot. He is def not doing all that well

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Zasted! Guy with Nice Nipples

2300846510066486068tyrjzd_fsThis dude passed out with a shirt on, I wonder what happened

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Zasted! Girl Half Assed Attempt to Scare You

2109930670087441513bjtzpj_fsThis girl was so wasted, she didn’t realize how slow she moving - slow enough where the picture taker had enough time to grab her camera and snap a shot

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Zasted! Nerd doing what he Knows Best

1798854884_7f6af6f255So this is what happens when nerds get together and share some wine coolers. Cool!!

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Pretty Zasted! Chic Totally Wasted, She can’t Even Keep her Eyes Open

438387340yxxhmo_fsWow, this girl has no business being in a bar at this point, she is sloppy and spilling drinks all over the place, plus she is passing out. I don’t see how a guy didn’t see this and take adv of the situation and escort her home

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Zasted! Girl Drunk Dialing

418187569ulqyio_fsOn the way home from the bar, Donna decided to call her ex and ask him for some sexin. Her ex obliged and gave her the sexin of a lifetime, then bounced

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