Archive for April, 2010

Zasted! Chic Can Really Keep Still

I am impressed by this girl’s passed out abilities. She stayed like this for 3 hours before she moved her head and in effect had the whole tower come down. Now that’s what I call a light passer outer.

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Hot Girls Zasted! with One About to Puke


All Angela wanted to do was throw up the Jagermeister shots she drank all night, but Samantha decided to not move and pose for this photo instead. Sam ended up getting to know Angela just a little more by knowing what her puke looked and smelt like. Samantha will laugh about this later, but she was real angry all the way home.

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This is What a Zasted! Brad Pitt Looks like


Brad had a smashing good time at this one party and you can certainly see it on his face.

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Zasted! Baby Drunk From a Pitcher of Beer


Little Sam here didn’t want to be breast fed anymore… he wanted something that would take the edge off. He moved on to Miller’s Lite. Good choice for now, but he did tell me he would like to move up to Guinness once he turns 2 years old.

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Zasted! Guy Covered in White Stuff


Hahahaha! This is hilarious! I wish I was there when he woke up. Too bad. At least he has enough mix on himself to make a nice meal to handle his hangover munchies.

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Zasted! Hot Girls Paris Hilton and Tara Reid w Tara Showing Some Butt


These party girls really know how to get down with the Moet. Tara is already hammered, and I am sure Paris will follow suit quick enough.

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Zasted! Underage and Alcohol Runner Drinking in Hotel Room


The dude to the right, Rameek, is not 21 just yet, so he found Taj on the corner to get him alcohol. Rameek doesn’t have any friends, so he rented a room at a hotel so him and Taj can get to know each other a little better. Looks like Rameek is having a wonderful time, I don’t know if the same can be said about the runner, Taj.

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Drunk Guy Zasted! with a Penis on his Forehead


There is nothing like being the first to pass out. Your drunk friends will take advantage of this, and use black magic marker to make sure people think you love penis. In this guy’s case, he also is a whore!

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Australian Chugs a Beer in Record Time!


Australians really know how to get it done. If you can match, outdrink, or outperform this drinker in anyway, then submit your video to zasted@gmail.com. Your video will be posted to show the world.

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Hot Girl Zasted! Spread Eagle on Bed


I guess this girl was hoping for a little play seeing the way she passed out and all. Too bad she didn’t get any nooky, but does have this picture to show for it.

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Hot Drunk Girls Zasted! Pulling Down Their Pants at a Bar


These girls really know how to get down and liven up the bar scene a lot. Anytime hot chics show their panties; the night is going to be a good one.

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OMG! This Dude is Completely Zasted! His Judgement is Clouded


You have to have some serious beer goggles on, no scratch that, serious whole bottle of liquor goggles to even attempt to get with this creature of a woman.

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Hot Girl Zasted! Pouring Shots Down Her Legs W/ Panties Showing

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Wow, I have never seen this before. She may have started a new trend. I will have to get the girls at my parties to start doing this.

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Zasted! Girl Throwing up While Friend Rocks Out

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Kaitlyn got pretty hammered and asked her friend to help her while she throws up in the bathroom. Kaitlyn’s friend decided to rock out instead of hold Kaitlyn’s hair, and puke got all over it and the shitty black sweatshirt she was wearing.

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Smoking Hot Bodied Chic Zasted! and Rubbing Bare Nipples

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All it takes are several dozen boats, several mixed drinks, and many spectators for this chic to get naked. Here’s a song that comes to mind… “God bless America, land of the free…”

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