Your friends can be such douchebags. Ha ha! This pic was submitted by a Zasted Community member. Thanks !
Archive for category Funny Drunk Pictures
Girl gets in Freezer
Dec 12
So, you know how drinking alcohol makes people do stupid shit… well, here is yet another prime example.
Hot nurse Rachelle falls on her bottom. She didn’t think she had that much liquor! Lucky for her, her ass cushioned the fall.
Danielle ended up on this small little green house looking thing after getting smashed the night before. She didn’t know where she was, she didn’t know where her shirt was, and she didn’t know where her friends were. All she did know was that she needed to pass out. I guess this object was the best thing resembling her home she could find at the time.
We all know that alcohol diminishes your inhibitions, but there is nothing worse then hitting on a girl who isn’t as drunk as you are. At least this girl has the decency to let you know straight up. She has another shirt that says: “OK, I am Fuck… You Can Drunk Me Now” Now that’s a shirt the drunk people can appreciate!
Jonathan got completely hammered, his drinking buddies decided to use packing tape, forks, paper plates, cups, toilet paper and whatever else they could find. They even taped his hands together. Now that’s just cruel… ha ha!
This pic was submitted by Amy… one of our Zasted! community supporters.
This guy spent the better part of an evening talking crap about how much he could drink and calling a group of girls bitches. Obviously he drank enough to pass out while dropping a deuce on the toilet. Those so called bitches took advantage and was happy to provide us with this pic. And for that, we thank Amy! Amy says that that night was probably the best night of her life!
Drunken Karoake
Mar 30
This guy loves karaoke especially when drinking is involved. He showed his friends he is a trooper by still singing “My Heart Will Go On” by Celine Dion even after he fell over. He is real dedicated. He should put this much effort in his studies so that he isn’t failing out of college.
Mike left his buddy’s place thinking he can take the short 15 minute walk back to his place just fine. Well the proof is in the pudding right here that he could not do it. He was swaying so much that he needed to take a rest on that railing. Too bad his rest turned into passing out and then falling over it and remaining passed out. His friends drove by and snapped this photo before picking him up. They went to a nice diner after that so that Mike can get some greasy food and coffee to help with his massive hangover.
Vanessa got pretty wasted that she couldn’t even make it to the chair right behind her. She was embarrassed by that and when she gets embarrassed, she just laughs. She laughed for a good 5 minutes, then continued to drink on the floor until her friend helped her up onto that chair. Vanessa is a total lush, the party wasn’t even starting for another 3 hours.
See what happens when your the first to pass out, you get crazy colored penis’ drawn on you. I hope that whatever his friends used to draw that on him will easily come off. If not, he will have some splainin to do to his professor.
Trish and Melanie really wanted to turn their boyfriends on… so what better way to do that but to deep throat a can of Red Bull. It did the trick. Its a good thing they had Red Bull so they all could stay up and continue their sexcapades.
This girl was psyched to do a keg stand, but because she wasn’t the hottest girl of the bunch, she was dropped after she handled an impressive 22 seconds on the keg stand.
Here is a perfect example of someone being Zasted! Instead of opening the door to the bathroom, Johnny opened the door to the closet. Johnny just didn’t give a shit and took a piss anyway.
John Mayer Drunk
Oct 18
Mayer really knows how to get down and party. He also is a chic magnet and then proof is in the pudding. Check out all the kisses he got not only on his face, but on his shirt. I wonder where else he was kissed??