This guy got through the Long Island Iced tea pretty easy since it goes down easy. The E and J was a little more tough, but as you can see, he blew through that too. He is sitting down because the liquor made him Zasted! and he can’t just stand. In fact, he couldn’t even talk anymore after drinking that mixture of sauce. He ended up staying in that spot for the night.
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Man, this guy is big enough to be able to pull off the Kool-Aid Man. This painted on costume is a perfect fit. I can bet that no one wants to take a drink from his spout if you know what I mean.
Timmy pulled an all nighter and got home around 6:30 a.m. As you can tell he definitely did not make it up to his room. Instead he decided to bury his head in his favorite recliner. His wife came downstairs only to find her loser husband in this condition. She pulled the handle to wake him up.
I don’t see anything wrong with this. You know you are real hungry after a night of drinking – his friends decided to bring the food to him. They just used his eyes and body as a plate.
Linda started off peeing, but after she got done, her body gave up and passed out on her. Not too good of a place to pass out… who knows what her face is in!
I am impressed by this girl’s passed out abilities. She stayed like this for 3 hours before she moved her head and in effect had the whole tower come down. Now that’s what I call a light passer outer.
Little Sam here didn’t want to be breast fed anymore… he wanted something that would take the edge off. He moved on to Miller’s Lite. Good choice for now, but he did tell me he would like to move up to Guinness once he turns 2 years old.
Hahahaha! This is hilarious! I wish I was there when he woke up. Too bad. At least he has enough mix on himself to make a nice meal to handle his hangover munchies.
The dude to the right, Rameek, is not 21 just yet, so he found Taj on the corner to get him alcohol. Rameek doesn’t have any friends, so he rented a room at a hotel so him and Taj can get to know each other a little better. Looks like Rameek is having a wonderful time, I don’t know if the same can be said about the runner, Taj.
There is nothing like being the first to pass out. Your drunk friends will take advantage of this, and use black magic marker to make sure people think you love penis. In this guy’s case, he also is a whore!
Crime was happening all around, but Batman was fed up with it. He decided to drown his sorrows in a bottle of Bacardi Superior. He forgot that he can’t handle his liquor too much and passed out on the sidewalk. His car got stolen, along with his walkie talkie. Alfred wasn’t able to get to him until the next morning. Good thing there was a diner right around the corner where Batman ate the big meat and cheese omelet to help with his hangover.
Emanuelle’s friends can always tell when Emanuelle is wasted by just looking into his eyes. They made him switch to water so they don’t have to deal with his sloppy ass later on in the night.
This photo was submitted by Anna from the UK.
Everyone knows that if your going to drink a bottle of liquor, only bad things are to come. For this fella, he decided to go all naturale. If he doesn’t mind having everyone look at him this way, then kudos to him, but if he does, not only will he wake up with a headache, but a nice case of the regrets as well.
Zasted! Nude Guy Streaking
Sep 28
I am real glad that this picture was taken in a way where I can’t see his junk. He started streaking around town, and ran into a girl who thought this showed great confidence. They started dating the very next week
This guy should know better then to pass out around his group of friends. They really did a number on him, and it took them about 20 minutes to do so. He didn’t wake up for any of it, he is def gone for the night. I wish I could have been there when he saw himself in the mirror