Crime was happening all around, but Batman was fed up with it. He decided to drown his sorrows in a bottle of Bacardi Superior. He forgot that he can’t handle his liquor too much and passed out on the sidewalk. His car got stolen, along with his walkie talkie. Alfred wasn’t able to get to him until the next morning. Good thing there was a diner right around the corner where Batman ate the big meat and cheese omelet to help with his hangover.
Archive for category Funny Drunk Pictures
Emanuelle’s friends can always tell when Emanuelle is wasted by just looking into his eyes. They made him switch to water so they don’t have to deal with his sloppy ass later on in the night.
This photo was submitted by Anna from the UK.
Everyone knows that if your going to drink a bottle of liquor, only bad things are to come. For this fella, he decided to go all naturale. If he doesn’t mind having everyone look at him this way, then kudos to him, but if he does, not only will he wake up with a headache, but a nice case of the regrets as well.
Zasted! Nude Guy Streaking
Sep 28
I am real glad that this picture was taken in a way where I can’t see his junk. He started streaking around town, and ran into a girl who thought this showed great confidence. They started dating the very next week
This guy should know better then to pass out around his group of friends. They really did a number on him, and it took them about 20 minutes to do so. He didn’t wake up for any of it, he is def gone for the night. I wish I could have been there when he saw himself in the mirror
Brandon really wanted to show his appreciation to the cabbie, so he took off his shirt, and gave him a thumbs up. The cabbie was grateful, didn’t kick Brandon out of the cab, and took him and his friends to the nearest pizza spot for some late night drunk munchies
Even though Dave is really drunk, he can still do a hand stand on a couch next to hot chics, who are not paying attention to him. This strategy didn’t really work for this guy, but it made for a great pic
The old wake and and slam your nose into your friend’s sphincter trick. Gets laughs everytime
What, there’s nothing wrong with this, he had a perfectly good seat, but the alcohol preferred the floor
These two guys passed out straight, but when they wake up, they might have to rethink that. Its always a bad thing when you get up, and you have your hands all over another guy, especially if your straight - if your gay, then just another normal occurrence
Zasted! Guy Just Hanging Out
Aug 10
Brian’s friends didn’t feel like holding him up anymore at the party, so they came up with this nifty little idea, and it worked like a charm
Weddings are notoriously known for providing free booze to all who attend. This blond took it a step beyond her control, and passed out while standing up - good thing there was a table there for her head to slam down on
That woman is just pointing and laughing at her friend while she is passing out, while the guy is genuinely trying to help her out, by grabbing a cab and taking her home. What a gentleman, we need more of that in this world today
This is what those 24 hour diners have to deal with, drunk dudes like this. I know I am no stranger to diners at like 3 or 4 in the morning
This girl was so wasted, she didn’t realize how slow she moving - slow enough where the picture taker had enough time to grab her camera and snap a shot