Jonathan got completely hammered, his drinking buddies decided to use packing tape, forks, paper plates, cups, toilet paper and whatever else they could find. They even taped his hands together. Now that’s just cruel… ha ha!
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This pic was submitted by Amy… one of our Zasted! community supporters.
This guy spent the better part of an evening talking crap about how much he could drink and calling a group of girls bitches. Obviously he drank enough to pass out while dropping a deuce on the toilet. Those so called bitches took advantage and was happy to provide us with this pic. And for that, we thank Amy! Amy says that that night was probably the best night of her life!
Drunken Karoake
Mar 30
This guy loves karaoke especially when drinking is involved. He showed his friends he is a trooper by still singing “My Heart Will Go On” by Celine Dion even after he fell over. He is real dedicated. He should put this much effort in his studies so that he isn’t failing out of college.
Here is a message from the Zasted! community: We know this site is all about people being ridiculously drunk, but in no means do we promote it; especially if it comes down to endangering yourself or others. The harsh reality is that people make dumb decisions when drinking and end up making mistakes that could cost them big.
Mike left his buddy’s place thinking he can take the short 15 minute walk back to his place just fine. Well the proof is in the pudding right here that he could not do it. He was swaying so much that he needed to take a rest on that railing. Too bad his rest turned into passing out and then falling over it and remaining passed out. His friends drove by and snapped this photo before picking him up. They went to a nice diner after that so that Mike can get some greasy food and coffee to help with his massive hangover.
See what happens when your the first to pass out, you get crazy colored penis’ drawn on you. I hope that whatever his friends used to draw that on him will easily come off. If not, he will have some splainin to do to his professor.
Here is a perfect example of someone being Zasted! Instead of opening the door to the bathroom, Johnny opened the door to the closet. Johnny just didn’t give a shit and took a piss anyway.
John Mayer Drunk
Oct 18
Mayer really knows how to get down and party. He also is a chic magnet and then proof is in the pudding. Check out all the kisses he got not only on his face, but on his shirt. I wonder where else he was kissed??
Even pretty boys like Justin here get hammered and all silly faced.
Being Randy has its perks, like the kinds of girls he has access to. Perfect example is on his arm. I think I might take up wrestling to get the same kind of tail he gets.
Kid Rock is one lucky man to be able to score such a hot piece of tail like Pamela Anderson. They both got Zasted! together and dry humped a lot on the dance floor. We can only imagine what their sex lives are like. I know I am jealous. Pam has some nice legs, and oh yea, a nice rack too.
Jimmy Fallon is visiting multiple bars to promote his show “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon”. In this pic, he is on his way to becoming Zasted! since he isn’t all that great at beer pong and will most likely lose and have to drink the competitors cups. At least he is using his big bucks to pay for the rounds for the common folk at bars nationwide across America. Who knows, you too could be rubbing shoulders and getting Zasted! with the one and only Jimmy Fallon… one can only hope right!
This guy got through the Long Island Iced tea pretty easy since it goes down easy. The E and J was a little more tough, but as you can see, he blew through that too. He is sitting down because the liquor made him Zasted! and he can’t just stand. In fact, he couldn’t even talk anymore after drinking that mixture of sauce. He ended up staying in that spot for the night.
Jersey Shore’s Ronnie had a little too much Ron Ron Juice and started dancing with some chic at the club. What will Sweatheart Sammi think about all of this? Nothing, she don’t know about it cause she is back at the house in bed.
Man, this guy is big enough to be able to pull off the Kool-Aid Man. This painted on costume is a perfect fit. I can bet that no one wants to take a drink from his spout if you know what I mean.