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Drunk Guy Jimmy Fallon Gets Drunk with Joe Shmoes


Jimmy Fallon is visiting multiple bars to promote his show “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon”. In this pic, he is on his way to becoming Zasted! since he isn’t all that great at beer pong and will most likely lose and have to drink the competitors cups. At least he is using his big bucks to pay for the rounds for the common folk at bars nationwide across America. Who knows, you too could be rubbing shoulders and getting Zasted! with the one and only Jimmy Fallon… one can only hope right!

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Drunk Big Guy Zasted! on Captain Morgan and E and J


This guy got through the Long Island Iced tea pretty easy since it goes down easy. The E and J was a little more tough, but as you can see, he blew through that too. He is sitting down because the liquor made him Zasted! and he can’t just stand. In fact, he couldn’t even talk anymore after drinking that mixture of sauce. He ended up staying in that spot for the night.

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Sexy Drunk Girl Dancing with Jersey Shore’s Ronnie

Jersey Shore’s Ronnie had a little too much Ron Ron Juice and started dancing with some chic at the club. What will Sweatheart Sammi think about all of this? Nothing, she don’t know about it cause she is back at the house in bed.

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Ha Ha! Real Life Kool-Aid Man

Man, this guy is big enough to be able to pull off the Kool-Aid Man. This painted on costume is a perfect fit. I can bet that no one wants to take a drink from his spout if you know what I mean.

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Already Zasted! and Still Pounding Pitchers


Some people just love being f’ed up and Jimbo here is one of them. He was already tore up but decided to keep going. After that pitcher he was in the Zasted! zone.

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Completely Zasted! Guy Passed Out Backwards on Recliner

Timmy pulled an all nighter and got home around 6:30 a.m. As you can tell he definitely did not make it up to his room. Instead he decided to bury his head in his favorite recliner. His wife came downstairs only to find her loser husband in this condition. She pulled the handle to wake him up.

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Zasted! Passed out Guy Loves Marshmallows and Hot Dogs


I don’t see anything wrong with this. You know you are real hungry after a night of drinking – his friends decided to bring the food to him. They just used his eyes and body as a plate.

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This is What a Zasted! Brad Pitt Looks like


Brad had a smashing good time at this one party and you can certainly see it on his face.

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Zasted! Baby Drunk From a Pitcher of Beer


Little Sam here didn’t want to be breast fed anymore… he wanted something that would take the edge off. He moved on to Miller’s Lite. Good choice for now, but he did tell me he would like to move up to Guinness once he turns 2 years old.

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Zasted! Guy Covered in White Stuff


Hahahaha! This is hilarious! I wish I was there when he woke up. Too bad. At least he has enough mix on himself to make a nice meal to handle his hangover munchies.

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Zasted! Underage and Alcohol Runner Drinking in Hotel Room


The dude to the right, Rameek, is not 21 just yet, so he found Taj on the corner to get him alcohol. Rameek doesn’t have any friends, so he rented a room at a hotel so him and Taj can get to know each other a little better. Looks like Rameek is having a wonderful time, I don’t know if the same can be said about the runner, Taj.

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Drunk Guy Zasted! with a Penis on his Forehead


There is nothing like being the first to pass out. Your drunk friends will take advantage of this, and use black magic marker to make sure people think you love penis. In this guy’s case, he also is a whore!

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OMG! This Dude is Completely Zasted! His Judgement is Clouded


You have to have some serious beer goggles on, no scratch that, serious whole bottle of liquor goggles to even attempt to get with this creature of a woman.

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Zasted! Guy Hammered and Mooning

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This pic was submitted by a Zasted! Community Fan.
Looks like he may have been heaving over the side of that railing, and has his pants down because that’s the only way he knows how to throw up.

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Drunk Guy Zasted! and Passed out in Dorm Hallway

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Brian couldn’t hold his bladder any longer so he pissed himself. He then took off his shirt, opened the door, and then tried to take off his pants. He only succeeded in falling down, and passing out for the night there. He is lucky that he had one leg in, since those doors automatically lock when shut. Oh, and apparently Brian is a fan of Tommy Hilfiger.

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