Some people just love being f’ed up and Jimbo here is one of them. He was already tore up but decided to keep going. After that pitcher he was in the Zasted! zone.
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Timmy pulled an all nighter and got home around 6:30 a.m. As you can tell he definitely did not make it up to his room. Instead he decided to bury his head in his favorite recliner. His wife came downstairs only to find her loser husband in this condition. She pulled the handle to wake him up.
I don’t see anything wrong with this. You know you are real hungry after a night of drinking – his friends decided to bring the food to him. They just used his eyes and body as a plate.
Brad had a smashing good time at this one party and you can certainly see it on his face.
Little Sam here didn’t want to be breast fed anymore… he wanted something that would take the edge off. He moved on to Miller’s Lite. Good choice for now, but he did tell me he would like to move up to Guinness once he turns 2 years old.
Hahahaha! This is hilarious! I wish I was there when he woke up. Too bad. At least he has enough mix on himself to make a nice meal to handle his hangover munchies.
The dude to the right, Rameek, is not 21 just yet, so he found Taj on the corner to get him alcohol. Rameek doesn’t have any friends, so he rented a room at a hotel so him and Taj can get to know each other a little better. Looks like Rameek is having a wonderful time, I don’t know if the same can be said about the runner, Taj.
There is nothing like being the first to pass out. Your drunk friends will take advantage of this, and use black magic marker to make sure people think you love penis. In this guy’s case, he also is a whore!
You have to have some serious beer goggles on, no scratch that, serious whole bottle of liquor goggles to even attempt to get with this creature of a woman.
This pic was submitted by a Zasted! Community Fan.
Looks like he may have been heaving over the side of that railing, and has his pants down because that’s the only way he knows how to throw up.
Brian couldn’t hold his bladder any longer so he pissed himself. He then took off his shirt, opened the door, and then tried to take off his pants. He only succeeded in falling down, and passing out for the night there. He is lucky that he had one leg in, since those doors automatically lock when shut. Oh, and apparently Brian is a fan of Tommy Hilfiger.
These 4 friends decided one night to try to down 1 case a piece. They got really close, but did not reach their goal. You got to hand it to them though, they showed determination, and a lot of heart. Now they will be able to show there other friends what it looks like coming back up once they all wake up from passing out on that table. Valiant attempt fellas. Better luck next time.
Crime was happening all around, but Batman was fed up with it. He decided to drown his sorrows in a bottle of Bacardi Superior. He forgot that he can’t handle his liquor too much and passed out on the sidewalk. His car got stolen, along with his walkie talkie. Alfred wasn’t able to get to him until the next morning. Good thing there was a diner right around the corner where Batman ate the big meat and cheese omelet to help with his hangover.
Emanuelle’s friends can always tell when Emanuelle is wasted by just looking into his eyes. They made him switch to water so they don’t have to deal with his sloppy ass later on in the night.
This photo was submitted by Anna from the UK.
Everyone knows that if your going to drink a bottle of liquor, only bad things are to come. For this fella, he decided to go all naturale. If he doesn’t mind having everyone look at him this way, then kudos to him, but if he does, not only will he wake up with a headache, but a nice case of the regrets as well.