Posts Tagged drunk guy

Drunk Big Guy Zasted! on Captain Morgan and E and J


This guy got through the Long Island Iced tea pretty easy since it goes down easy. The E and J was a little more tough, but as you can see, he blew through that too. He is sitting down because the liquor made him Zasted! and he can’t just stand. In fact, he couldn’t even talk anymore after drinking that mixture of sauce. He ended up staying in that spot for the night.

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Sexy Drunk Girl Dancing with Jersey Shore’s Ronnie

Jersey Shore’s Ronnie had a little too much Ron Ron Juice and started dancing with some chic at the club. What will Sweatheart Sammi think about all of this? Nothing, she don’t know about it cause she is back at the house in bed.

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Ha Ha! Real Life Kool-Aid Man

Man, this guy is big enough to be able to pull off the Kool-Aid Man. This painted on costume is a perfect fit. I can bet that no one wants to take a drink from his spout if you know what I mean.

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Already Zasted! and Still Pounding Pitchers


Some people just love being f’ed up and Jimbo here is one of them. He was already tore up but decided to keep going. After that pitcher he was in the Zasted! zone.

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Completely Zasted! Guy Passed Out Backwards on Recliner

Timmy pulled an all nighter and got home around 6:30 a.m. As you can tell he definitely did not make it up to his room. Instead he decided to bury his head in his favorite recliner. His wife came downstairs only to find her loser husband in this condition. She pulled the handle to wake him up.

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Zasted! Passed out Guy Loves Marshmallows and Hot Dogs


I don’t see anything wrong with this. You know you are real hungry after a night of drinking – his friends decided to bring the food to him. They just used his eyes and body as a plate.

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This is What a Zasted! Brad Pitt Looks like


Brad had a smashing good time at this one party and you can certainly see it on his face.

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Drunk Guy Zasted! with a Penis on his Forehead


There is nothing like being the first to pass out. Your drunk friends will take advantage of this, and use black magic marker to make sure people think you love penis. In this guy’s case, he also is a whore!

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Public Drunkedness at its Finest – Totally Zasted!


Man oh man, this guy is totally Zasted! He goes to the store to get more beer – looks like Budweiser. We all can see he doesn’t need anymore of that. He should have reached for a coffee and a bed.

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Drunk Guy Zasted! and Passed out in Dorm Hallway

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Brian couldn’t hold his bladder any longer so he pissed himself. He then took off his shirt, opened the door, and then tried to take off his pants. He only succeeded in falling down, and passing out for the night there. He is lucky that he had one leg in, since those doors automatically lock when shut. Oh, and apparently Brian is a fan of Tommy Hilfiger.

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Drunk and Zasted! Fella Streaking

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This photo was submitted by Anna from the UK.
Everyone knows that if your going to drink a bottle of liquor, only bad things are to come. For this fella, he decided to go all naturale. If he doesn’t mind having everyone look at him this way, then kudos to him, but if he does, not only will he wake up with a headache, but a nice case of the regrets as well.

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Two Words: Zasted! Loser

drunk-dude-4Well, this dude doesn’t have to look any further then a mirror when he wakes up from passing out if he really wants to see what his friends think about him. This will teach him to never be the first to pass out

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Zasted! Nude Guy Streaking

drunkI am real glad that this picture was taken in a way where I can’t see his junk. He started streaking around town, and ran into a girl who thought this showed great confidence. They started dating the very next week

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Zasted! Dreaded Guy Passed Out Sitting Up

crazy-drunk-shamingThis guy should know better then to pass out around his group of friends. They really did a number on him, and it took them about 20 minutes to do so. He didn’t wake up for any of it, he is def gone for the night. I wish I could have been there when he saw himself in the mirror

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Zasted! Guy Eyeing up a Hefty

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You know this guy is wasted since he is looking at the pink marshmallow over there with a glint in his eye like he wants to put her on a graham cracker and eat her out

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