Zasted! » drunk guy

Drunken Karoake

Zastey — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 14:26:46 +0000

This guy loves karaoke especially when drinking is involved. He showed his friends he is a trooper by still singing “My Heart Will Go On” by Celine Dion even after he fell over. He is real dedicated. He should put this much effort in his studies so that he isn’t failing out of college.

If Your Going to Drink… Don’t Drive

Zastey — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 14:21:13 +0000

Here is a message from the Zasted! community: We know this site is all about people being ridiculously drunk, but in no means do we promote it; especially if it comes down to endangering yourself or others. The harsh reality is that people make dumb decisions when drinking and end up making mistakes that could cost them big.

Drunk Guy Passed out on Side of the Road in the Dirt

Zastey — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 14:13:06 +0000

Mike left his buddy’s place thinking he can take the short 15 minute walk back to his place just fine. Well the proof is in the pudding right here that he could not do it. He was swaying so much that he needed to take a rest on that railing. Too bad his rest turned into passing out and then falling over it and remaining passed out. His friends drove by and snapped this photo before picking him up. They went to a nice diner after that so that Mike can get some greasy food and coffee to help with his massive hangover.

Drunken Dude with Yellow Penis on His Face

Zastey — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 13:31:11 +0000

See what happens when your the first to pass out, you get crazy colored penis’ drawn on you. I hope that whatever his friends used to draw that on him will easily come off. If not, he will have some splainin to do to his professor.

Drunk Guy Pissing in the Closet

Zastey — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 00:31:26 +0000

Here is a perfect example of someone being Zasted! Instead of opening the door to the bathroom, Johnny opened the door to the closet. Johnny just didn’t give a shit and took a piss anyway.

John Mayer Drunk

Zastey — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 22:35:54 +0000

Mayer really knows how to get down and party. He also is a chic magnet and then proof is in the pudding. Check out all the kisses he got not only on his face, but on his shirt. I wonder where else he was kissed??

Celebrity Justin Timberlake Nice and Wasted

Zastey — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 22:46:19 +0000

Even pretty boys like Justin here get hammered and all silly faced.

Drunk Big Guy Zasted! on Captain Morgan and E and J

Zastey — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 21:42:02 +0000

This guy got through the Long Island Iced tea pretty easy since it goes down easy. The E and J was a little more tough, but as you can see, he blew through that too. He is sitting down because the liquor made him Zasted! and he can’t just stand. In fact, he couldn’t even talk anymore after drinking that mixture of sauce. He ended up staying in that spot for the night.

Sexy Drunk Girl Dancing with Jersey Shore’s Ronnie

Zastey — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 23:56:44 +0000

Jersey Shore’s Ronnie had a little too much Ron Ron Juice and started dancing with some chic at the club. What will Sweatheart Sammi think about all of this? Nothing, she don’t know about it cause she is back at the house in bed.

Ha Ha! Real Life Kool-Aid Man

Zastey — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 22:08:31 +0000

Man, this guy is big enough to be able to pull off the Kool-Aid Man. This painted on costume is a perfect fit. I can bet that no one wants to take a drink from his spout if you know what I mean.