Apparently John was wayyyy tooooo Zasted! to even put his pants on, let alone stand up. John will be recovering from this for at least one whole day.
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Brian couldn’t hold his bladder any longer so he pissed himself. He then took off his shirt, opened the door, and then tried to take off his pants. He only succeeded in falling down, and passing out for the night there. He is lucky that he had one leg in, since those doors automatically lock when shut. Oh, and apparently Brian is a fan of Tommy Hilfiger.
This chic drank way too much at the pool. She went to her room to go to the bathroom, but only made it to her bed. At least she had enough sense to put a 5 gallon bucket next to the bed so she can use it to either pee or puke in. See, alcohol does make you smart.
Stacy’s friends thought it would be funny to put racing stripes on her and make her a present. Little did Stacy know that we was a present for some lucky guy later that night, or I guess we can say he was unlucky. Too bad too, I heard she can drive a mean stick.
These 4 friends decided one night to try to down 1 case a piece. They got really close, but did not reach their goal. You got to hand it to them though, they showed determination, and a lot of heart. Now they will be able to show there other friends what it looks like coming back up once they all wake up from passing out on that table. Valiant attempt fellas. Better luck next time.
Megs went out to drink with her team to celebrate their almost victory over the state champions, but she drowned herself in sorrow a little more then she wanted to and ended up sleeping in the bathroom. At least someone was nice enough to provide a pillow for her
This guy should know better then to pass out around his group of friends. They really did a number on him, and it took them about 20 minutes to do so. He didn’t wake up for any of it, he is def gone for the night. I wish I could have been there when he saw himself in the mirror
What, there’s nothing wrong with this, he had a perfectly good seat, but the alcohol preferred the floor
These two guys passed out straight, but when they wake up, they might have to rethink that. Its always a bad thing when you get up, and you have your hands all over another guy, especially if your straight - if your gay, then just another normal occurrence
The guy with the phone isn’t even with this group, he saw this as a great opportunity to snap a pic for jerk off material later on that night
Brianna likes to show her midsection off when she goes out cause she thinks she is the shiz, little did she know she would be showing it off laying half on the street, and half on the curb. Good for her
I dont know about you, but the guy to the right looks pretty gay, and the guy on the left just wants to rock out, and the guy in the middle, well he is just passed out
See what happens when you get pass out drunk, you get taken advantaged of while people around you point and laugh
When is this guy going to learn that the first person to pass out is going to get messed with. His “friends” used a permanent marker too, so good luck to him when he gets up for work the next morning
This woman passed out with one thing on her mind, and that was her own titty. She is very conceited, and this is why she laid on the ground for a good long time before she was escorted home